I'm 21 and I'm a psychology student at Hull University.
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"
its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
Petition to make Pokemon Snap 2 with Viola as the protagonist:
With Professor Sycamore rating the pictures
Where’s the petition I will sign it with blood
all of Sycamore’s grades are written on pink sparkly post-its and say stuff like “you did a good job! very cute” and “so that’s what a snorlax’s back looks like”
PLEASE OH GOD